...........This page is reserved for motherfuckers that have bounced checks, committed credit card fraud, tried to scam us or flat out rip us off. We don't take this kind of shit lightly over here and we go out of our way to make sure you pay for your sins. Customers within a 200 mile radius have had their asses kicked personally by us but the cocks that are out of our reach are listed below. You will notice that we have included as much information as possible, including addresses, phone numbers and emails. And we encourage our fans and good customers to call these pieces of shit at 3am and harass them or if you have a lot of free time, write them a shitty letter. Let them know that you don't appreciate this shit! Do not let these check bouncing, shit talking mutherfuckers get away with this. Its time for a little vigilante justice!
...........If you happen to be on this list and you would like your name and information removed, simply pay us what you fucking owe and we will remove it (if you're lucky!). For the low-life piece of shit that made our list and is sitting there saying to themselves "I'm going to sue you for slander." Fuck You! Freedom of speech asshole! I have the right to voice my opinion and I think you're a shit stain.
Jealousy is supposed to be a form of flattery. But for those cocksuckers that think they are our competiton and feel the need to open thier fucking mouth whenever they get the chance, once I find out about your dumb ass talking smack its going to end up here. Normally, I wouldn't waste my breath or time but you fucks need to be silenced. You need to shut your shit eating mouth, drop dead and quit wasting the air that the rest of us breath.
THE SHIT LIST
Warning! This page includes many colorful metaphors. If you are offended by rude language leave now. I don't use curse words in my everyday vocabulary, but when it comes to someone making the "Shit List" I must stoop to their level and voice just how pissed off I am and use every colorful word possible to humiliate that person If you're reading this section for entertainment do so with that in mind, entertainment and hopefully a good laugh at someone elses expense.
This shit brick needs a fucking truck driven over his head. You'd need a dump truck just to haul all the crap crushed out of his skull. Out of pure jealousy, this fuck wad did everything he could to upset one of my customers. But lets go back a little to set up the situation. My customer bought this boat that had been painted by Chad. He hated the paint job so much that he came to me to take it off and re-paint the boat. I would like to comment at this point that I never talk bad about other painters. No matter how bad the job is. But in this case, I must say that the paint job Chad did SUCKED ASS! FUCK!, my 5 year old daughter could have done a better job with crayons. Chad is painting a boat for a friend of my customer. Cum Stain Chad has had this guys boat for a year and a half and is still not done. Get this, Chadwick tells him that he's got over $20,000 in material in this guys 32' boat. $20,000 in material! SHIT! He better be gold plating the entire boat for that. I come to find out the boat is only getting a set of Tribal Flames down the side of it. He's going to try to charge the customer $60,000 when the job is done. Talk about ass fucking a customer with no KY jelly. Ouch!!!
Now, that shit stain seems to have a problem with me and his shooting his mouth off. What it boils down to is, I'm taking his fucked up paint job off and redoing it and he's looking bad to one of his customers because I not only did a better job on his friends boat, but did it in 6 weeks. Not to mention, the boat I did is much larger (40'), mutiple graphics and for a third of the price. Anyone looking to have a boat painted beware of this ass clown. Unless you want a shitty job and have money you want to throw away. Ol' Dicksucking Chad seems to think he can paint circles around me. Thats what he keeps telling everyone. That's a funny one. I laughed for days. Dude, besides this fleeting moment, you've never even been a thought in my head. You are not any competition for me. Wake Up! and come out of whatever dream world your in. You Suck! Just admit it. Come on, you can do it. You might consider a career change. I know the gas station down the street is hiring.
Ralph Bennett of Percision Graphix. www
.precisiongrafix.biz
(401) 413-5470.
It takes alot to make my "Shitlist" but this asswipe has it coming to him. They say having your work copied is a form of flattery. I'm cool with that. I even ran across some beginning painters website that not only copied one of my helmets but, wrote a "How To" with it. I just laughed it off. Although, I wanted to e-mail him and tell him there was a much easier way to do it.
My dear friend Lori Eby of Eby Customz (www.paintyourharley.com) called me the other night with some outragous info. She had been checking out http://www.customflamepainting.com were that had a post on some painter who stole pictures of work they had done from their website and put them on his own website claiming that he had painted them. For kicks-and-giggles she went there to check it out. While scanning through their work she saw a photo of one of my (SKC Customz) paint jobs. After checking out the website more, there ended up being 2 harleys, a helmet and a guitar that was painted by me and he was claiming to have done them.
Now kiddies close your eyes and ears. Here come the colorful language.
Ralph, you stupid motherfucking piece of shit! Where the fuck do you get off stealing other painters/artists work and claim they are yours. Ass Clown, we spend years learning our craft and are proud of what we create. What kind of mentally retarded shithead would think they could pull off a cheap lowdown dirty rotten scam advertising to sell a paint job that he could not possibly reproduce with his lying, no talent, instant claim to fame he didn't lift a finger for except to right click on his mouse to save artwork from websites to use on his own.. My God! You brain dead fuck! I thought Curtis "Scooter" Ellis was the ultimate piece-of-shit for ripping off customers. But Damn!, You've succeeded in taking the crown for the being the dumbest motherfucker in the industry. By the time we get done tearing you apart and shitting you out, you'll be lucky to get a job
accepting large semen deposits from gay, aids infected, crack addicts
Your mother must have been fucked by a donkey in one of those tiajuana shows!.. to produce such a rotting scum encrusted prick lying deadhead thief like you!
I looked at your half ass website and any fool can tell which jobs are stolen in comparison to your own feeble untalented attempts at custom painting.. And Dude, YOU SUCK! I really feel sorry for the poor sap who falls for your bullshit and ends up with a fucked up paint job. Leave the custom painting to us, the pro's and go back to scubbing toilets.
Ralph
Bennett
CHAD
www.airassaultcustom.com
The altered guitar on AirAssaults website
Rob, You guys ROCK! I'm going to have to start an A-List for people like you. Thanks Steve
Here's a new one I haven't seen before, now they are stealing the meta-tag "Keywords" off my front page to help them get search engine placement. What The Fuck!!!! These guys are great artists, but come on now!, use your brain and make up your own keyword list, the only reason I stumbled across this is because my girlfriends name is listed in the keywords, not to mention, my own name and biographical keywords. This really make you guys look stupid! Dean Loucks is the major offender, dude I use to look up to you. Next is Luke Johnson who is actually in the same town as I. Not very smart Luke!